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8/27/05 12:15 am

God, she has my hair now....she SO wants to be me.

7/28/05 08:45 pm - G'bye

Just felt like it was time to move on....come with me or no.

[info]m_lafarge

7/8/05 09:33 am - Googlisms....

lauren is taking her own pace about discussing her diabetes and pump with those who do not know her well

lauren is accused of teaching cannibalism to her american history class

lauren is not shy about voicing his frustrations with wall street

lauren is the center of attention on the couch

lauren is a fairly attractive woman who adopts a businesslike expression and countenance while working

lauren is extremely constipated

lauren is a happy pumper

lauren is bajar titfucking video

7/7/05 09:08 am

Ms. Lesly, your package is on it's way. Insured as requested :)

7/7/05 08:10 am

All my londoneers, I really hope you're okay. God, this is terrible...

7/6/05 11:50 am

I'm sick...like, puke sick. Like sore neck, headache, nausea sick in a non-meningitis sorta way. I feel like the floor of a taxi-cab (favorite ghostbuster hook) Send me love, kisses and yarn.

6/28/05 09:46 am

My journal looks like 1970's appliance graveyard. I need a new look. Who want's to help? Maybe a handmade goody in store for your services....

6/27/05 08:22 pm - I hate being broke....

I want this pattern sooooo badly!!!!

http://www.stitchdiva.com/ProductInfo.aspx?productid=SDS-013

6/14/05 11:35 am - To all my fellow LWP's (ladies without packages)

This post is for all the dear and lovely ladies who have the misfortune of partaking in [info]wantyousobad 's various "sales" There is something we can do about it. What she's done is called mail fraud. If we all file, we can get something done about it! Sista's unite! Leave a comment with your aim ID (if you have one) If you don't have one, GET ONE, they're FREE! Stay tuned, I'll let you know what time the chat will be. Thanks <3

Oh yeah, and spread the word, thank yas!

Tonight at 10 pm est lovelies! If you can't make it let me know so I can fill you in on the details!

6/10/05 10:57 am

Who's up for a dieting with me? Ten pounds...I need support!

6/10/05 10:53 am

FANNYPACKS 4 LYFE!

6/10/05 10:52 am

Who's knitting a fanny pack? That would be me. It will be the rockingnest, rollingnest thing to grace my butt ever!

6/7/05 10:42 am

Wow, turn on "The View" right now. Rosie's fucking awesome!!! She be rippin Sean Hannity a new arsehole!

6/6/05 11:23 am

Guess who ordered Monoi de Tahiti oil? Guess who ordered cosmetic grade mica in bronze shimmer? Guess who's making their own body glow? Guess who's going to sell it and a fraction of the price of NARS? Yes, that would be myself and my lovely mother. Who wants some????

6/2/05 10:54 am

Sale sale sale...are you sick of em yet? Well here's another to add to your jadedness.

EDIT: All yo shizz is in the mail, mami's!


Gitane lipglass tried once $12

O lipstick about 85% left $6

Lifesaver lipstick (glaze formula, pretty just bitten red) about 95% left $8

Viva Glam III about 95% left $8

Golden Kitty/Primpin' 3x $12

Violet Pigment (small sample taken)$17

All prices include shipping. Non-cc paypal only. NO e-checks please. redhalo79 at yahoo dot com

6/2/05 10:51 am - So, what is google's take on you?

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=lauren&type=1

6/2/05 10:39 am

My mild-dislike for Tom Cruise has now blossomed in to full on militant hatred. Who's for anal raping him with a bone saw...maybe he could take some "vitamins" afterwards?

6/1/05 11:40 am

I don't wanna go to work...

6/1/05 11:20 am

ahhhh yes, I am back...well have been for two days now. feeling the denouement of it all...coming home, leaving my family till next year, coming home, coming home...arrrrgh! I ate the most wonderful dinners...crawfish etoufee, pork medalions, po boys, more etoufee and a birthday cake filled with custard and iced with marzipan. I ate and drank with uncle Gabe and family. We laughed, looked through foto albums, found family resemblances. Apparently, my son looks like my uncle Enrique and I look like my uncle Carlos and of course, my father, but that goes without saying. It was so nice. It was all very natural to me. I felt accepted and loved, as I always do with them. I wish...nevermind. I hope to have some pictures sometime this week. There are many, so prepare yourselves. Oh yes, Rita and I went dancing at One eyed jacks and it was eighties night, so we sleazed ourselves up nicely. She met a boy...he was a man of 27 actually. He owns an art gallery and has a beautiful loft in the quarter. 10 "hip" points for Ms. Rita LaGrange! I visited the LUSH store on Decatur St. and came out with some soap, dusting powder and a massage bar that smells like the best candied sex in the world. Oh, so much to talk about. This is a multiple entry sort of venture. More to come.....

5/30/05 06:59 pm

Ahhhh yeah, I'm back in the 417. I'll write more later, but just wanted all yous guys to know that I'm alive and well and about five pounds heavier!

xo Lauren de gras
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